A talking parrot and the couples!?funny one??!
Question: There was a married couple having communication problems, so they decide to see a shrink. He recommends the husband get an animal he can talk to, preferably something that can talk back.
So the husband (Bob) goes to the local pet store to purchase a parrot. What better animal to have a conversation with than a parrot?
Anyway, he asks the sales clerk for a parrot. The Clerk says he has one that can say about 2000 words, for $1000. Bob doesn't want to spend that much, so the clerk says he has a parrot that says about 1000 words, for $500. Still a litttle expensive, Bob decides. OK, the clerk says, We aren't supposed to sell him, but you really seem to want a parrot. We have one in the back that can speak about 5000 words, about as well as any person. The only thing is that it was born with a birth defect. Instead of legs, it has a six-inch penis it uses to grapple to perch. Five bucks. Bob buys it, names it Joe, and takes joe home.
Answers: There was a married couple having communication problems, so they decide to see a shrink. He recommends the husband get an animal he can talk to, preferably something that can talk back.
So the husband (Bob) goes to the local pet store to purchase a parrot. What better animal to have a conversation with than a parrot?
Anyway, he asks the sales clerk for a parrot. The Clerk says he has one that can say about 2000 words, for $1000. Bob doesn't want to spend that much, so the clerk says he has a parrot that says about 1000 words, for $500. Still a litttle expensive, Bob decides. OK, the clerk says, We aren't supposed to sell him, but you really seem to want a parrot. We have one in the back that can speak about 5000 words, about as well as any person. The only thing is that it was born with a birth defect. Instead of legs, it has a six-inch penis it uses to grapple to perch. Five bucks. Bob buys it, names it Joe, and takes joe home.
Excellent lmao...star 4u
Heard it before, but still funny.
lol worth a star!!!!
Good!
I dont get it!!! ): But still good try so i give you a star mate!
heard it but still funny
LOL that's defintaly funny m8.
very interesting
lol have a star
Funny! Have a star!
LMMFAO!!!
hilarious!!
starred!!