Fancy a bit of humour?!
Question: My husband and I divorced over religious differences..... He thought he was God and I didn't
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Answers: My husband and I divorced over religious differences..... He thought he was God and I didn't
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Great list you provided and very funny also.
Very good !! Brilliant !!! Have a star.
My favourite is :
?The trouble with life is there's no background music.?
That's really great... sounds like Woody Allen.
Are You in Show Business !?!?!?
Aaron.
Very good...star 4u
Not funny but interesting.
omg. hella funny.
the grass is always greener.....
life is just a box of cholates
sitting on the fence..
chalk and cheese...
sanity is insane..
hitting a bottomless pit..
JUST A FEW MORE...HEHEHE PAULA X
very good
WOW! Truly awesome and so damn Hilarious too!!!
They are all good, but I think this one is my favorite:
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Lol, that is good stuff! :-)
bu...ahh whats the point...
he he he very good
star
hehehe, loved them hun, pmsl
Hahahaha very good Gertrude.
I pooped
hahahas...All of them were so funny! I especially liked 'Don't take life too seriously, no get out alive.', 'I'm no a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.' and 'Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.' lols, a star for you.
And yet more good ones from you!!
Star time!! *