Man's New Best Friend?!
Question: This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (a little 100 leg bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?".
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
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A little voice came out of the box:
" I heard you the first time! I'm putting my bloody shoes on ! "
Answers: This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (a little 100 leg bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?".
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
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A little voice came out of the box:
" I heard you the first time! I'm putting my bloody shoes on ! "
hehehe nice one
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no thumbs down from me, theyre all pointing skyward
HAHA that was a funny joke, thank you, you made my day!
wow that's cute :)
haha
Cute!
Very cute! Have a star!
I don't get it.
A centipede can't talk and put its shoes on at the same time?
ha that was a little funny
Cute
LOL=P
Cute!
coool
well it make sense but the punchline is weak
lol
lol thats cute.
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aww. that was cute....
that is cute and funny
ha ha ha that`s an ace one ,,,,
hahahahaha that was hilarious!!! thanx for the laugh
hahaha...very funny
worth a star.
iv'e thumbs up your jokes as the twits are out.
haha that was FUNNY!!! *
Nice
Funny! 100!
Itll be a bit of a buggar when you have to cut is toe nails....hope you didnt get him legless down the pub
that was funny.
hehehe, hope they aint lace up shoes, pmsl
Hi thank you ,it was nice one before sleep,good night.
I love that one brilliant.
Hahaha. beautiful
Now that's one I can tell my grand-daughter!!
Cheers!! *
I'm putting my bloody shoes on !
I didnt get that part. Yeah i know im probably dumb.