Short funny ones, see what you think?!
Question: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Answers: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Those are brilliant. Thanks for the laugh.
hahaha! those were good...star 4u
good jokes but there not funny....
I only liked the one abou the wife drowning....
Oh my GOD! those were great!
Easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
cute
Most of them are solid. It depends on your audience with the violent ones.
i thought the sex one was really funny. did you make these up yourself?
quite funny
I love it. :o)
hahahahahaha they r so funny!!!!!!!!1 thanx for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!! star for u
Lol, some good some bad, usually the violent ones tend to perform better than the others....
lol funny.
haha some of those were good
thanks for the laugh
yes they were great thanks am going to send some to my mates
Cute.
funny!
so so!
very good *star*
haha number 2 and 5 md me laugh :D
hehehe, well said hun, pmsl
he he very good
star
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Lol. very good
Very good ones there!
10/10 and your star *
awesome, star for you.