Yo Mama Jokes Of The Week?!
Question: Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she
Answers: Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she
Most of them i have heard b4 so they arent funny but the shoot out one is hilarious
heard them all befoere
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama's so fat her stretch marks spell out her name "Big B!tch"
yo mamma so ghetto when she breast fed you kool-aid came out.
lol heard that on meet the spartens*
yo mama is so naive she handt heard those jokes b4
Yo mama is so fat when she jump on the trampoline she never came back
nice
but i have heard some of them b4
that was good, i have heard some of them be4 but i love these jokes so i enjoyed reading them
Yo mama so stupid she made up all these jokes.
yo mama so ugly when she walked into a bank thay turned off the camera
Yo Momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose!
Yo Momma so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks
I found those funny.... ^_^
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