The affair....?!
Question: Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."
Answers: Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."
Thats the funniest joke i've heard all day !! I loved I think i almost wet my pants, It's funny people like you that make the world a better place =D Star for you! c(=
lol
Smart woman
the womans a murdered, damn murderer..lol
=.=
the wife knows that he is cheating..
that's why she's killing him softly..
GONESKY!!
I lost interest after Jake was dying.
Have your people send it to my people.
LOL
lol thanks 4 the laugh
Ace joke very good ha ha ha ,,,,,
LOL! better not tell the missus what i've been up2 then! might be alot worse! star
oh no hahahahahahah
LOL!! Thanks for the laugh, Have a star :D
Hi you are dangers girl I have to be care full with you.love
lol heard that before but its still funny =D xx
Ive heard this before, but it still made me laugh!
LOL, excellent.
haha very concise and funny.
Star for you, sir!
Ha ha!!! Brilliant!!! xD
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hahahaha!! very funny lol.
he he heeeee.
Hilarious!!
10/10!!
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Brilliant. I enjoyed that thanks
awesome, star for you.
hi yellow fish, once again, very good blue
LOL, that was funny. Smart woman