Worst jokes ever?!
Question: Who has no arms, no legs, and......
Lays in front of your door?
Matt
Is swimming?
Bob
In your mailbox?
Bill
In your fireplace?
Bernie
In a bank?
Buck
Hanging from a chandelier?
Crystal or Tiffany
Buried six feet under?
Doug
Buried three feet under?
Douglas
Under a bed?
Dusty
Covered with glue?
Elmer
On your barbeque?
Frank
Floating on a pond?
Lily
On a piece of paper?
Mark
In a frying pan?
Pam
On a stage?
Mike
Between two slices of bread?
Patty
Holding up your coat?
Peg
In a vase?
Rose
And finally:
What do you call two people with no arms and no legs in your window?
Curt n' Rod
Hahh they still gave me a chuckle. Star if you found youself smiling on atleast one of these =)
Answers: Who has no arms, no legs, and......
Lays in front of your door?
Matt
Is swimming?
Bob
In your mailbox?
Bill
In your fireplace?
Bernie
In a bank?
Buck
Hanging from a chandelier?
Crystal or Tiffany
Buried six feet under?
Doug
Buried three feet under?
Douglas
Under a bed?
Dusty
Covered with glue?
Elmer
On your barbeque?
Frank
Floating on a pond?
Lily
On a piece of paper?
Mark
In a frying pan?
Pam
On a stage?
Mike
Between two slices of bread?
Patty
Holding up your coat?
Peg
In a vase?
Rose
And finally:
What do you call two people with no arms and no legs in your window?
Curt n' Rod
Hahh they still gave me a chuckle. Star if you found youself smiling on atleast one of these =)
That hangs on a wall?
Art.
(:
I thought it was too cute.
OK
There were a couple I never heard.
But they're still tasteless.
lal
(laugh a little)
they r funny not worst ever
omg...these are sooo adorable...they made me laugh...like most of them...i like them... =)
How can these be the worst jokes ever? I haven't heard anything better!