Do you think Women are crazy?!
Question: The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."The agent said, "Then you're not the
right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but Ican't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to
kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. There was
screaming, crashing, banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her
brow. "This gun is loaded
with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Answers: The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."The agent said, "Then you're not the
right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but Ican't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to
kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. There was
screaming, crashing, banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her
brow. "This gun is loaded
with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Haha I would probably be that violent too!
Yes
This is one of my father's favorite jokes. Then again, the poor man had 4 sisters and 2 daughters so he's had his fill with crazy women.
If women are crazy, it's probably because they live with men!
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OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNEY
ROTFLOL
lol 5 stars sooo funny!=]
very very good one keep up for nice ones.Thank you.
If you only knew
Literally laughing out loud.
Eden
haaaaaaaaaaaa omg this is funny.
lol! that's so funny! haha!
Thanks for the laugh!
haha That was great!
i think women are crazy for puttin up with men and there problems!!!!!!!! but who else are ya gonna screw rite???
LOL:)) this was a good one
lmao! funnni as hell!