What Do You Think.....funny?!
Question: Little Paul went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided
that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well
Paul, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy
you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for
one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He
finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.
Dear Jesus,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle.
Your Friend,
Paul
Now, Paul knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he
ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.
Dear Jesus,
I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle.
Your Truly,
Paul
Well, Paul knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried
again.
Dear Jesus,
I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle?
Yours
Paul
Well, Paul looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his
mother really wanted. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of
almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and
went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the
way he treated his parents and really considered his actions. He finally
found himself in front of a Catholic Church. Paul went inside and knelt
down, looking around not knowing what he should really do. Paul finally got
up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of
a sudden he grabbed a small one and ran out the door. He went home, hid it
under his bed and wrote this letter.
Jesus,
I've got your mama. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike!
Sincerely,
You know who
Answers: Little Paul went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided
that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well
Paul, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy
you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for
one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He
finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.
Dear Jesus,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle.
Your Friend,
Paul
Now, Paul knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he
ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.
Dear Jesus,
I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle.
Your Truly,
Paul
Well, Paul knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried
again.
Dear Jesus,
I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle?
Yours
Paul
Well, Paul looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his
mother really wanted. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of
almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and
went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the
way he treated his parents and really considered his actions. He finally
found himself in front of a Catholic Church. Paul went inside and knelt
down, looking around not knowing what he should really do. Paul finally got
up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of
a sudden he grabbed a small one and ran out the door. He went home, hid it
under his bed and wrote this letter.
Jesus,
I've got your mama. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike!
Sincerely,
You know who
Brilliant. I like it thanks.
LoL!, like that one, funny star for you!
haha lmao i thought it was funny!!=]xx
LOL
lol
lol
Cute!!
yeah lol
Ha ha. Takes a bit...but that's funny.
Very good , never heard it or any version of it , star from me too
sorry im not into written jokes more of the funny thing a person say and do in real life. RARELY written jokes make me laugh so nope sorry.
that's pretty funny
That is hilaious
LOL. thanks for the giggle.
HAhahahhahaah LOLLL that made me laugh here at work!!!!
Rofl.
That what good.
JESUS! What were you thinking?
No. It's not. It's old.
lol! Cute... =D
That's not very funny, it was up until then, i thought it was funny how he kept thinking of more realistic ways to ask Jesus for the bike
ya nice.. but pretty old!!!!!!!!
good one.
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wrong occupation.
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you go first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Annie?"
Annie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Annie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney, but how can I explain a thing like that to a 7-year-old?"
lol thats pretty good u should send this to somone that would like it!!! thats really good!!! lol
that was good
ohhh lol haha
Long one indeed.
ha ha really funny i got a bit bored tho but i loved the ending but it also made me want to carry on reading it lol
ha ha ha
Ace joke v good ha ha ha ,,,,,
hahaha
not so funny...and too long.