What is the funniest thing you've heard someone say this week?!
Question: They were talking about the menopause on eastenders to which my sister said 'shes ran out of eggs' to which my mum said 'no dear it cant take up to 5 years' my sister replied with 'Oh i thought it only lasted a week'
Goodness knows what she would have done when she reached that age lol
She is 16
Answers: They were talking about the menopause on eastenders to which my sister said 'shes ran out of eggs' to which my mum said 'no dear it cant take up to 5 years' my sister replied with 'Oh i thought it only lasted a week'
Goodness knows what she would have done when she reached that age lol
She is 16
The funniest thing I heard was "Hillary Clinton will be great for this country". Nearly split a rib open.
A dude on here said most of the UK's leather comes from Ulrikka Johnson's face
My 16 month old son learned a new word .... "cookie". But he doesn't say "cookie", he says "ca ca". super!
at work there's this cross eyed guy whos kind of mentally challenged.
i was talking to a mexican in spanish and he said the cross eyed guy was my papa.
=/ it was funny at the time.
My 5 year old neice put her hands on her hips and said to her mum (my sister) "i'm not listening to any more of your cheek lady"
The Presidents State of the Nation speach.
Haha that is funny.
Mines would probably be when my friends boyfriend said 'you need liposuction on your arms' ahahahaha. I'm a slim size 10, i don't have any fat on my arms, i was in fits!
Only as he was caught out to be a cheating scumbag! Wouldn't think this man was 35 years old! Men...
That just cranks my tractor!
Those days are long done from my family, so half brain ssying conservatives are majority in Republican party.
"slavery.....gets shi*t done"...............
LMAO! There's a girl in our english class who had a back operation ages ago and she can't do PE. There's nothing wrong with that, it's just that she's well stuck up and no one likes her, and it just kinda worked out that a few guys and I were in the same group as her, and this guy said
-So Michelle, what other options did you take...? PE, and...?
Okay, it doesn't sound funny, but you should've seen her face. Priceless. I almost fell off my chair, still laughing now XD
me and some friends were on the bus going past cows in a field and one of my friends said
Yeahh i was on the bus the other day and i thought WOW what cows tall!!
and i realised it was two cows makin love
LOL i was like ooomg and i thought i was dipsy!haha too funny i lafffffed alot!
-=browneyedfox=-
i said something to my friend kyle and literally 7 hours later,randomly, he asks me about it.
When some one called me on my HOME phone and said where are u right now , Well I said here and they said where / Well you called me ?!!! Not How are you
But where ARE YOU ha ha h a
I know it's silly ,,,but It happens all the time
Or what are you doing ,when they call you .. It's like well I am talking to you ..
Or they call and say are you asleep!!!!! not anymore....I say