What are some really funny pickup lines?!
Question: You know, those really bad lines that will probably get you slapped instead of getting a date.
Answers: You know, those really bad lines that will probably get you slapped instead of getting a date.
I dont know where you are, but I thought these are VERY FUNNY and I'm sure that you will get slapped to!
Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blowd me away.
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2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
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3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
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4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
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6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
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7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
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8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to
say something that would
break the ice."
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9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
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10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find hi m?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
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11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.
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12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
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13) Yer *** reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.>
Go up to someone in the bar and say,
You: "This is my magic watch"
Them: "Why is it magic?"
You: "Because it can tell what color underwear you're wearing"
Them: "Oh yeah?"
You: "You aren't wearing any"
Them: "Yes I am"
You: (tap the watch) Damn thing must be an hour fast"
I actually had a guy just walk up to be in a bar and say "hey, wanna f***?"
FYI~ I said no
This arm's leaving in 5 minutes - make sure you're on it !
You don't sweat much for a fat chick!
Who was the a** Hole who gave me a thumbs down. Must of been a fat chick who got this before.
'Hey, you droped your name tag"
Give her a packet of sugar, kind you see at resturants.
are your legs hurting
ccuz u was running in my mind allday
if I could rearange the letters of the alphebet, I would put U and I together.
Oi, s lut! Get on your knees! Works every time.
Man licking his finger then touching the ladies sleeve says 'Let me help you out of those wet clothes'. Have you ever been photographed as a model? Come back to my place and lets see what developes!
We could have a ball if you'd play along.
Do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?
Are you hurt? 'Cause you just fell from heaven.
1. Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR *** IS KICKIN!
2. I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
3. Now f**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name chuck?
4. Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
5. The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
6. [hungarian man] "Do you have any Hungarian in you?"
[lady] "No."
[hungarian man]"Would you like some?"
7. Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
8. "hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you*
Girl comes over.
"If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"
9. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
10. Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?
11. Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
13. "I'm your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home."
14. That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too.
Enjoy IT!!!!
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You ain't the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!
So ya wanta put your pickle in my juicy jar!!!
Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!
Lets play Pearl Harber, I lay down and you blow me to heaven
Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be.
What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.
Lets play house, you be the screandoor and i'll bang you all night long.
Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine
You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer
Went into the Bar and saw this really sweet lookin lady and decided to see if I could get something going. So I walked up to her and told her, "look I don't want you to be up set but, I am gong to be perfectly honest with you..... I'd sure like to get into your pants... Well she looked at me, gave me a big smile and said..... Why would she want me in her pants, she already has one a**ssh*ole in there...
you must work at a chicken farm...
cause you been raising alot of cocks!!!
lol