Does Guinness give you a headache, (warning mucky joke)?!


Question: man walks into a pub wth a crcodile on a lead and everyone backs up against the wall.
Landlord says "Get it out NOW!
"Hang on" says the man "I have had this fellow since he was 6 inches long and he is very tame, look I will show you"
He picks the croc up and puts it on a bar stool, and undoes his trousers ,
He gets out his "manhood" and puts it into the crocs` mouth and the croc puts on a dreamy look and starts to suck it slowly.
"That`s all very well" says the landlord "but how do you stop it"
The man picks up a bottle of Guinness from the bar and belts the croc right between the eyes and the croc goes cross-eyed with pain and opens its` mouth and the man removes his "manhood" with no problem.
All the room starts clapping and cheering and the man says "would anyone else like to try it"
After a short pause a little old lady stands up and says.
"I`ll have a go ,but don`t hit me so hard with the Guinness bottle" !!!!!


Answers: man walks into a pub wth a crcodile on a lead and everyone backs up against the wall.
Landlord says "Get it out NOW!
"Hang on" says the man "I have had this fellow since he was 6 inches long and he is very tame, look I will show you"
He picks the croc up and puts it on a bar stool, and undoes his trousers ,
He gets out his "manhood" and puts it into the crocs` mouth and the croc puts on a dreamy look and starts to suck it slowly.
"That`s all very well" says the landlord "but how do you stop it"
The man picks up a bottle of Guinness from the bar and belts the croc right between the eyes and the croc goes cross-eyed with pain and opens its` mouth and the man removes his "manhood" with no problem.
All the room starts clapping and cheering and the man says "would anyone else like to try it"
After a short pause a little old lady stands up and says.
"I`ll have a go ,but don`t hit me so hard with the Guinness bottle" !!!!!

LMSUIAO Yeah you gotta watch them old ladies it can sometimes take a bit more than a Guinness Bottle to dislodge them. LOL

LMFAO

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lol

Funny as f*ck.

ROFLMAO!! That was a good one.

lol...ewww... yes ... more like a migraine!

dude thats hilarious

That was a really great joke!! What a woman!! lol Thanks for the laugh!! ?

lol

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Got me smiling here.!!!
Cheers.!!

lol

Not what I expected, still I had a damn good laugh!!
Cheers!!

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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