Why do women do this?!


Question: An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it". And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"


Answers: An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it". And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"

For sure ! yes its for the love of God ...hahahah.....so Funnie!

i really haven't laughed the whole day and this has made me stand and laugh so bad that ....oh gadd!

its good...really great piece !!

hahahahaha, that was cute

Edit: to the muse: He thought she was talking about his balls!

I like it. That's very good.

Are you talking about her tirade about him not being at home earlier? It seems like he jumped the gun too when he misinterpreted what she said when she relayed the phone message. It seems like they're BOTH RESPONSIBLE in this case.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Omg! Took me a minute to get it, but OMG that was funny!!!!

LOL nice!

funny

because the girls alway talke late

lol, hilarious, star.

hahaha...lol...loved it.

Why indeed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ha ha ha great one,,,

tee hee hee that made me chuckle

Good one

Ha ha ha.!!!
Then they must be hanging skew, lol.!!!
Excellent one Greybeard.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!



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