Funny one.... this time I told ALL of it... sorry?!
Question: This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to blast away.
Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious
thought came to her.
Answers: This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to blast away.
Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious
thought came to her.
hahahahaahahahahahaha that was so good
Ewwww...... thats funny and gross!!!
Holy christ that was stupid.
I still laughed.
hahahahaha i read this soemwhere but this is rlllyyy funny omggg loll
hahahaha damn.
I have heard this one and it always cracks me up.. thanks for the memory..
lol i heard this berofre but differnetly
3 girls went on a trip
2 decided to play a trick on one when she used the bathroom
they shot a bunny adn got all the guts out then, they put the guts under her when she wasnt looking.
when she came out she said" man i pooped so hard my guts came out! thanks God he gave me these two fingers to push em back in"
that's disgusting
ahahaha i find this VERY funny XD
eewwwww!! but funny!!!!!!! i think i should try that on my man
Gross but funny! 100!
Ha, Ha , a good one even if it's a little gross?
funny?
Sick but funny.
Good one.