Bill Gates and General Motors?!
Question: Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
Answers: Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
LMSUIAO That sounds like an effin nightmare imagine you're car being run by MS DOS (More Sh1t, Disused Old System)
hahahaha best joke of the day, keep it coming
That's funny!(but a valid point,computers aren't reliable!)
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Dodie.!!!
10/10.!!!
Sometimes 5 times a day, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!
Sad thing is we'll see if this is true in F1 this season. The new compulsory engine management system for all F1 cars has been developed by McClaren in conjunction with Microsoft :-(
ha ha ha
that's funny,
yeah thats funny ......hope it will happen one day ...ha ha .
lol!
Excellent!
I loved it. Good one.
I'll give you 10 points for posting that.
That was good.
lol......very amusing.
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Very good. I also heard that if Microsoft designed and made cars you would need to switch the engine off to run the radio.
cool
think i'll stick with my zafira thanks
good one hun
star
hahahahahaaaaaaa....
loved it hun!!
That`s ace ha ha ha liked that,,,ha ha ,,,
Brilliant joke thanks. I enjoyed that one.
Bill gates has also been hanging out with Director of Technology in Greece, he seems an o.k. kind of guy I would kinda like to pick his brains.
As for cars if he can invent one thats crash proof he definately needs to go to Cyprus oh my god have you seen the way they drive' I thought Sicily was bad.
Worth a star. Thank you. Very good.
LOL! good one Dodie.
haha very funny