Who can tell the funniest joke or riddle?!
Question: Thought you might enjoy the laughs and points. May the Games BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
-KingJohn dragon-slayer
Answers: Thought you might enjoy the laughs and points. May the Games BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
-KingJohn dragon-slayer
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted
I have told some really good jokes in the past, but got two violations for it so I don't tell jokes anymore.
what did the bug say when it was stepped on?
nothing bugs cant talk
Just in case you missed this post earlier......
Davey Crockett and Jim Bowie are up early one morning at the Alamo, sitting by the fire brewing up some coffee to start out the day.
Suddenly, off in the distance, they hear a noise.
Crockett climbs the ladder on the front wall of the Alamo to investigate. As he peers out, he sees 4000 of Santa Anna's finest Mexican soldiers coming up over the horizon.
With a puzzled look on his face he turns to Bowie and asks, "Jim, are we pouring concrete today?"
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
'Cause they have big fingers.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?
'Cause he was a fungi. (Fun guy = fungi)
A box without hinges, key, nor lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. What am I?
An egg. ...Thank you Mr. Baggins!
there once was a women from Hellsinky
who did the strangest thing with her pinky....