Funny joke...................or not you decide?!
Question: 3 ladys die together & go to heaven. St. Peter says, We have 1 rule ere Don't step on the ducks! So they enter heaven, & sure enough, there are ducks all over. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best 2 avoid them, the 1st lady accidentally steps on 1.Along comes St. Peter wit the ugliest man she ever saw.St. Peter chains them together & says, Your punishment 4 stepping on a duck is 2 spend eternity chained 2 this ugly man! next day, the 2nd lady steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. Wit him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together and tells her the same.The 3rd lady has observed all this, not wanting to be chained for all eternity 2 an ugly man, is VERY careful where she steps.She manages 2 go ages without stepping on any ducks, but 1 day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
Answers: 3 ladys die together & go to heaven. St. Peter says, We have 1 rule ere Don't step on the ducks! So they enter heaven, & sure enough, there are ducks all over. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best 2 avoid them, the 1st lady accidentally steps on 1.Along comes St. Peter wit the ugliest man she ever saw.St. Peter chains them together & says, Your punishment 4 stepping on a duck is 2 spend eternity chained 2 this ugly man! next day, the 2nd lady steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. Wit him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together and tells her the same.The 3rd lady has observed all this, not wanting to be chained for all eternity 2 an ugly man, is VERY careful where she steps.She manages 2 go ages without stepping on any ducks, but 1 day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
Oh, that's cold! LOL!!!! I thought this joke was funny and worth remembering so i can share it with others. Thanks ;)
Funny
Not funny.
hahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... lol!!!! FANTASTIC JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
Yes made me chuckle thanks
hahaha thats funny
ooo ouch. that's has GOT to hurt the woman's ego!!!!
crap
Um...... it's not LOL!!!!!!!!!!, but it's cute, funny.
Wait, i get it now, LOL!!!
lol niiice
ahahahahahahahaahaha...lol very very funny good one
lol st.peter should go with an ugly woman!
HAHA!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!
YEH lol!
Thats very funny, Thanx for the laugh!
Funny
hahahahahahaha!!
Funny! You got a star.
Predictable but good!
Sorry...but this joke (if you can call it one) can hurt feelings...
ho ho ho
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! I LAUGHED! EXTREME FUNNY!!!
HAHA, nice one = *
thats funny
im sorry for that woman
Yeh! its ok.
He he :)
hahaha i'll give you a star for that
very very funny... take a star
nice one
good one
funny