Funny joke............or not you decide?!
Question: one day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My arm hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery, "Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer at Asda. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about
it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five pounds.....a lot quicker
and better than a doctor".
So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Asda.
He deposits five pounds, and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine sample.
He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later,
the computer ejects a printout:
"You have a frozen shoulder. Soak your arm in warm water and
avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks".
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled
Answers: one day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My arm hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery, "Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer at Asda. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about
it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five pounds.....a lot quicker
and better than a doctor".
So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Asda.
He deposits five pounds, and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine sample.
He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later,
the computer ejects a printout:
"You have a frozen shoulder. Soak your arm in warm water and
avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks".
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled
HAHA, I liked that joke - it cheered me up, ta very much = *
haha, cuute
funny
lol here u go have a star
hilarious!!!!!!!!
lol!!!!!!!!!!!! That is quality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's nasty
hahahahahahha! lol.. nice.....* for u!!
He he :)
good one.. heard earlier
I LAUGHED HARD!!! LOL
FUN FUNY FUNNY FUNNYY---
BUT HOW YOU WILL GIVE ME 10 PTS
I DONT HAVE ANY WORD TO SAY
lol funny
haha, hilarious!!
hahahaahahahhahah
made me giggle
lol
6. Give your mate Mike a pat on the back for telling you about our diagnostic service. Great joke my friend xxx
Brilliant joke thanks.
good one