Tell me an entertaining story....10 points to the best one....?!
Question: im bored.....help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok here...ill tell you a short one:
there was this guy that had these powers, and this girl had the same, yet somehow different powers....they decided that they would try to keep it a secret, and only use it when they had to.....
so they're walkin home from school one day and find another person that was the same way....she was a little younger than the two, lying behind a bush panting and crying, blood appearing on her arm (when they first got the powers, they didnt know how to controll them so they bled when they used it)...so they find a place to take her, and explain everything to her....
if you want to you can finish it, but for now i dont have time, i have to get up early tomorrow and its getting late....so thanks for any stories you tell me.....have fun...whatever..c ya
Answers: im bored.....help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok here...ill tell you a short one:
there was this guy that had these powers, and this girl had the same, yet somehow different powers....they decided that they would try to keep it a secret, and only use it when they had to.....
so they're walkin home from school one day and find another person that was the same way....she was a little younger than the two, lying behind a bush panting and crying, blood appearing on her arm (when they first got the powers, they didnt know how to controll them so they bled when they used it)...so they find a place to take her, and explain everything to her....
if you want to you can finish it, but for now i dont have time, i have to get up early tomorrow and its getting late....so thanks for any stories you tell me.....have fun...whatever..c ya
and then after that they become a team of superheroes. One day after they fight supervillains they are forced to kill them and then find they enjoy killing. So after discovering this they go on a killing spree and become supervillains but unfortunately none of them are bullet proof so when the cops show up and shoot them, they die. So the moral of the story is don't let your kids read comics.
TIMMY!!!!!!
ha! ok...
once, there was this really bored person on a website. and she asked a really weird and pointless question. so someone answered her question and said "hey, go eat ice cream or something".
during our last band concert when our base drummer had a solo the head of the malled went flying into the row behind me and the trombone player picked it up while playing and threw it back to him in time for him to hit the drum again then in the next song another percussionist hit the trangle and the mallet flew into somebodys hair then our band teacher submitted it to america's funniest home video's
there was a dog named rover n the story was over
The little girl was mystified by the news that she just heard. For she thought that she was alone in the world. And now she knew that there were others like her.
I once had a flat mate that with sticky fingers so me and the other flat mate pissed in drinks which we left in our own peronal fridges and watched them go down by the days we also bought food that had a little extra cream added if you know what I mean and left them in the fridge to which he did eat/steal and before you say this is bad if he had not stolen then he wouldnt have had them and this is true no joke we still laugh about to this day
then the sun exploded and engulfed them in a firey inferno, in which nothing survived
Sorry but no go !!
I would hate t o hear your long one ..
I think your smarter then what you have tried to say ,,
Get a brain Lol
go to polls and surveys for your questions ok ,, we are here to laugh not cry
Paige was a normal but lonely girl. She would sit in her secret spot by the lake in the park. She loved that spot for the simple fact no one else knew where it was. She would sit there for hours not wanting to go home. She knew what awaited her there. There would be nothing but arguing and yelling. Her parents fought all the time. Paige would often just go to her room and think about the dream she had the night before.
Paige was deeply interested in her dreams. She always wanted to find out what they meant and figure out what is to come in her life. She never thought that they would actually come true let alone hurt her. One night she slept to sleep without even knowing it. There was a knock on her window all of the sudden and she jumped out of bed. She went to the window and opened it up. She saw a dark figure. All the sudden she was laying on the floor and the guy was looking down on her. He grabbed her and thrown her against her desk and slammed her on the floor. All the sudden her father opened the door and hit the guy with a bat. The man jumped out of the window and disappered down the street. Her mom bent down beside her to see if she was alright as her dad called the police. Paige ended up passing out.
She woke up in the hospital hours later and say her mom by her bed side. She asked her mom what happened. She looked at her mom and said I thought it was just a dreams. I have had the dream before. Her mom looked in shocked.
once upon a time lived a boy called john connor. john connor lived with foster parents because his mother went nuts after shaggin his best mate from the future whom he(john) sent into the past(from the future) to kill this bad *** robot dude who happend to be a major player in an evil organization bent on world domination(he was govoner of california or sumit). but john lost his job as a childhood actor and became a smackhead. and arnie lived happily ever after.
FIN
Jogging with Bill Clinton...
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton ..
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...
"See what you get for five bucks!?"
this ones an old one but still amusing
a irish man an english man and a welsh man are at a pub and someone says something about a magic slide
so the 3 men go to this slide and the irish man shouts leprecon gold as he go's down the slide and lands in gold
the welsh man go's down the slide and shouts pasty and lands on a pasty (he couldent eat it as it was squashed)
and the english man go's down and shouts weeeeeee!
and landed in a huge bucket of wee
hope your not bored anymore
And then she was like oh, ok, cool! And she was happy, so they all went for pizza and did magic stuff. It was great