Tell me your Michael Jackson jokes...?!
Question: Okay here are a few from me
Tell me your Michael jokes...
How do you know it is time for bed at Michael's House?
The big hand is on the little hand !!!
What do Michael and Caviar have in common?
When you find one, there are always little crackers close by!!!
NOW tell me your jokes...
Answers: Okay here are a few from me
Tell me your Michael jokes...
How do you know it is time for bed at Michael's House?
The big hand is on the little hand !!!
What do Michael and Caviar have in common?
When you find one, there are always little crackers close by!!!
NOW tell me your jokes...
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty nine year olds?
Because there are twenty of them!
Why are Michael Jackson's Pants too tight?
They're not his!
What do Michael Jackson and XBox have in common?
They both have little kids turn them on.
Whatt do Michael Jackson and K-mart have in common?
They both have boys underwear half off.
UH UH,Did you hear this joke?" Michael Jackson is innocent of child molesting and loves his monkey."
what do michael jackson and walmart have in common?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.
How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose?
...from a catalog!
Paddy Joe,either you are unaware of his CRIMES.Which is RAPING AND TRAUMATIZING LITTLE KIDS.Or you're just an idiot who thinks everyone should be pitied.
For a 206 answers and 3 best.I think you should just shut up.
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
I heard that shortly before having Michael Jackson's baby, the woman who was impregnated by him was asked some questions by some reporters:
Reporter: Have you been able to determine its sex?
Woman: No. I want to wait until after it's born. As long as it's healthy.
Reporter: Ma'am, I was referring to Michael.
Q: What does Michael Jackson give his guests after dinner?
A: Instead of after eight mints, he gives them under eight children.
I don't care!