Gotta Love a Drunk?!
Question: A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir "
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it "
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself? "
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.........
"Holy crap! My girlfriend's gone too!
Answers: A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir "
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it "
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself? "
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.........
"Holy crap! My girlfriend's gone too!
hahahahahahahaha
thanks for cheering me up on a saturday night =)
hahahaha!!! nice one, have a star.
Gorgeous !!!
Wwerry wwerry funny....
Thanks & have a stare, please.
From Aaron.
haha cute!!!
LOL
haha that's a pretty great joke!
haha
oh mi gosh that's the best jke i've ever heard!!! i luv it!!
yes that's great well worth a star
Aww man!! LOL funny!
Good chuckle, a star for you.
hahaha, star for you
funny!
O.O
OMG, LOL
Very good ha ha ha ,,,,
Brilliant thanks