Bacon & Eggs?!


Question: A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores."Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. ! I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"


Answers: A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores."Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. ! I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

That's brilliant! Thats coming with me , I'm nicking it.

hahaha soooooooo funny did he no wat he meant though?

LOL !!!

( Am I right — excuse me I am a foreigner —
but does it mean :
?So for a week you aren't
getting any 'P.u.s.s.y C.a.t.' !? ?? )

Aaron.

ha ha love it

An oldie but a goodie.

hahahaha!!
very funny
starred.

Lol , that's funny .
I saw a Little Johnny joke similar to this .

That was .....HILARIOUS!!!!

eww would they eat the cat?

lmfao!!!!!!!! that is hilarious!

Wat? no *****? i don't get it....

ok.

it means the hubby won't be getting any sex for a week. GET WITH THE PROGRAM.


lol nice joke.

thats not funny i found it boring

haha took me a while to get it!

funny!!!

haha good one

that litlle boy hears too much

what do u get from cats?

wow
animal curtly !!
: D


good one

Brilliant thanks

lmao i did not even have to think about that twice! lol

haaaaa very very funny



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