Tell me your Michael Jackson jokes....?!
Question: Okay here are a few from me
Tell me your Michael jokes...
How do you know it is time for bed at Michael's House?
The big hand is on the little hand !!!
What do Michael and Caviar have in common?
When you find one, there are always little crackers close by!!!
NOW tell me your jokes...
Answers: Okay here are a few from me
Tell me your Michael jokes...
How do you know it is time for bed at Michael's House?
The big hand is on the little hand !!!
What do Michael and Caviar have in common?
When you find one, there are always little crackers close by!!!
NOW tell me your jokes...
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the hospital having a baby. After the baby is born the doctor announces that he's a boy. The doctor congrats them and before walking out the door Michael leans into him and asks... when can we have sex?
The doctor say quietly.... wait until he can aleast walk...
I know thats bad but its the only one that I know.
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
One is pale and scares kids. The other is a friendly ghost.
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant?
One plays ball in the pros, the other plays ball in the minors.
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Plastic Surgery: $34,000 Amusement Park: $12,000,000 Legal Fees: $785,000 Making us Laugh: Priceless!
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What does Michael Jackson and an XBOX both have in common?
They are both plastic and kids turn them on!
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Because there are twenty of them
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What do Michael Jackson and KMart have in common?
they both always have little boys pants 1/2 off!
lol!!
Im gonna give u a star... ; )
Little boy: Dad is God black or white?
Dad: well he's both son.
Boy: is God a boy or a girl?
Dad: well he's both son.
Boy: is micheal jackson God?
What is MJ like tuna fish?
They both come in little white cans.
Ha star for you!
*star for you*