Deathbed Honesty?!
Question: A man is lying on his deathbed. His wife sits at his bedside holding his hand and praying silently. He looks up and says weakly, "There's something I must confess, my dear."
"There's no need to," she replies.
"No," he insists, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother."
"I know," she replies. "Now just be still and let the poison work."
Answers: A man is lying on his deathbed. His wife sits at his bedside holding his hand and praying silently. He looks up and says weakly, "There's something I must confess, my dear."
"There's no need to," she replies.
"No," he insists, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother."
"I know," she replies. "Now just be still and let the poison work."
Very good gave me a good laugh thanks.
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Hehehe!!!you'll give me heartburn making me chuckle at this time of night!
very funny lol
yeah i heard this one,, still funny tho
Very good joke thanks
lol!
Very good!
good one! lol
haha!
good one
hahahahahaha good one ...I am rolling
An oldie but a sickie!! heard it as a husband with his dying wife.
Rose P.
lmao...star.
excellent star4u, my dad has been telling this joke to everyone lately!