Does anybody?(best one is 10 points!)?!
Question: does anybody noe any good yo momma jokes?? i can only think of a few... and they aren't even that good.... me and my friend always start yo momma jokes wen we talk, and i need some new material. cuz i ALWAYS lose!! lol and i dont want to anymore. so if u guys could help me, that would be great. thanks... oh by the way, the best one gets 10 points!
Answers: does anybody noe any good yo momma jokes?? i can only think of a few... and they aren't even that good.... me and my friend always start yo momma jokes wen we talk, and i need some new material. cuz i ALWAYS lose!! lol and i dont want to anymore. so if u guys could help me, that would be great. thanks... oh by the way, the best one gets 10 points!
Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo' Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...
Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's knickers...
You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)
But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...
Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..
Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Your Grandpa's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey...
Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night...
Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
Yo mama's like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders...she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!
Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.
Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid
Yo Dog so short it's best friend is an Ant.
Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.
Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...
The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - 'In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo' fat ugly Mama'
Yo Grandpa's house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!
I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...
Yo baby sista's nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous...
Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read 'All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo' Mama'...
I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel's *** and scared the hump off of it!
Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.
Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school
I took yo Mama to the Doctor's - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she's contracted 'Tony'...
Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder
That Grandpa of your's so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes...
Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds...
Yo mama's chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
Yo mama's so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
I's apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...hell, I don't even know the Man...
No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint....a saint Bernard!
But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining...
Yo'momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.
My two favorites are:
Your mom is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
Your mom is so fat, she was walking in the road & I swerved to miss her & ran out of gas.
yo momma so fat she fills up the bathtub then turns on the water
Yo mamma is SO fat that when she walks through the snow, she covers her own tracks!!!
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Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
ROFLMAO looks like krystal P and garyshaw1986 has em all
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yo mama is so fat when she hears the door bell she runs to her microwave.
yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the pool the whale went "we are family even though your fatter than me"
yo mama suck so much d*** she walks on her knees.
yo mama is so old her breast milk comes out as powder
yo mama is so hairy her nipples have Afros
yo mama has so much hair in her armpits it looks like she gots king kong in a head lock
yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and thought a piece of bubble gum was going to come out.
yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
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best answer !!!!
your momma is so fat she plays pool with the planets
your momma so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed
your momma so poor when i went over her house i said whats for dinner she put her foot on the table and said CORN
your mommas so fat when she walks outside in a red dress everyone screams kool aid.
your mommas so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper!
your momma so fat when she walks backwards you hear "BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEP"
your mommas like a door knob everyone gets a turn
your mommas like a gumball machine.. 25 cents a blow
Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
yo mama SO fat that when she fart it becomes a thyphoon(fatty)
yo mama so fat that she was hired in the navy, she was the warship.
Yo mama is so old that when I told her to act her age.. the b*tch died!!!
Yo mama is so old that when she was in school, there was no history book
Yo mama is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb
The Best Of Yo Mamma
Yo momma is so fat, she sang "We are family... Burger King McDonald's and me"
Yo momma is so black and her teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.
Yo momma is so dumb, on her job application, under education she put "hooked on phonics"
Yo momma is like a shotgun, five cocks and she's ready to blow.
Yo momma is like an SUV, big, black, and room for 6 construction workers inside.
Yo momma is so stupid, I told her to do the robot and R2D2 got aids.
Yo momma is like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw.
Yo momma is so fat, when got said let there be light, he asked her to move her fat *** out of the way!
Yo momma is so ugly, she made Ray Charles cry.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made the unions cry.
Yo momma is so crazy, instead of her walking the dog, the dog walks her.
Yo momma is so fat, I tried to drive around her but I ran out of gas.
Your mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon .