The genie story?!
Question: Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. The wife promptly hacks her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringes, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walks up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice says, "Come on in."
When they open the door they see the damage done: glass all over the place, and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the couch asks, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yes, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replies.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband says. He ponders a moment and blurts out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," says the genie. "You've got it, it's the least can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?"
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world, complete with servants," she says.
"Consider it done," says the genie. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple ask in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looks at his wife and says, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulls it over for a few moments and says, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
You know I love you sweetheart," says the husband. I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman go upstairs where they spend the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie is insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolls over and looks directly into her eyes and asks, “How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responds breathlessly.
"No kidding," he says. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
Anyone for Golf ?????????????????
Answers: Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. The wife promptly hacks her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringes, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walks up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice says, "Come on in."
When they open the door they see the damage done: glass all over the place, and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the couch asks, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yes, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replies.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband says. He ponders a moment and blurts out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," says the genie. "You've got it, it's the least can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?"
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world, complete with servants," she says.
"Consider it done," says the genie. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple ask in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looks at his wife and says, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulls it over for a few moments and says, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
You know I love you sweetheart," says the husband. I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman go upstairs where they spend the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie is insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolls over and looks directly into her eyes and asks, “How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responds breathlessly.
"No kidding," he says. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
Anyone for Golf ?????????????????
Hi dear. I loved the genies. Thank you for making me laugh,then again, you alwasy do, in more ways than one. If you know what I mean.
ive heard this joke told better...
hahahaha
Lol, thats really freaking funny.
HAahahaha..
That almost as funny as when someone told me Zac Efron was a guy....
Ha.
Me and my sisters are still cracking up. It is really funny I'll give you a star, definitely.