Give me your best yo momma joke and i will select you as best answer?!


Question: Yo mamma so fat, I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl.

Yo mamma so poor, I went to her house and stepped on a cigarette and she yelled, "Who turned out da heat"

Yo momma so poor, I went to house and asked whats for dinner she said spaghetti and I looked down and my shoestrings were gone.

Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a bucket of rocks down the street and I asked he what she was doing and she said, "Moving"


Answers: Yo mamma so fat, I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl.

Yo mamma so poor, I went to her house and stepped on a cigarette and she yelled, "Who turned out da heat"

Yo momma so poor, I went to house and asked whats for dinner she said spaghetti and I looked down and my shoestrings were gone.

Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a bucket of rocks down the street and I asked he what she was doing and she said, "Moving"

yo mama looks like me

yo mama is da joke

yo mumma so dumb she got run over by a parked car!

yo mumma so dumb it took her 12 hrs to watch 60 minutes!

yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu

yo mammas so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how LONG she slept.

yo mammas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

yo mammas so dumb she married yo dad

yo mammas so dumb she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

Yo momma is so dumb that when she went to the movies to see an R rated film she brought 16 of her friends, why? Because it said under 17 not allowed.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.


Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so hairy she Chewbacca’s stunt double
Yo momma so fat she make free Willy look like a TIC TAC
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford a free sample
Yo momma so poor she put a milkshake at McDonalds on lay by
Yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
Yo momma so black she got marked absent at night school
Yo momma so fat she got more crack than Whitney and Bobby

My bad if i insulted anyone.

yo mama is so hairy tat she got afros on her titys

yo mama so red that ppl say hey cool aid

YO MOMMA HAS ONE LEG AND ONE EYE AND WORKS AT I HOPES
YO MOMMA SO RETARTED SHE WAS SITTING ON THE TV WATCHIN THE COUCH

yo momma so ugly she went into mcdonald's and made the happy meals cry

yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

your mom is so beautiful...(i think im going to cry)


LOOOOOOL...i made that up....i know your all dieing

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama is so poor that she goes to KFC and licks other peoples' fingers

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she does it like this: Washington, California, Colorado....

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out!

Yo mama so old, before God could say 'Let there be light' he had to say 'Get outta the way'.

yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started singing we are family

your moms like a vacum, she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet



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