Free 10 points to the person who can make me laugh!?!


Question: Title is self-explanatory.


Answers: Title is self-explanatory.

Hell is a place where:
The lovers are Swiss
The cooks are English
The mechanics are French
The police are German and
The government is run by the Italians

:o)

oh oh oh i know..........look in the mirror! now give me my 10 pleeeeeeease

To the top answer:

I'm english and i can cook - gosh. & Where do u think Jamie Oliver came from? Gordan Ramsy? Let me guess - you're american? Well Gordan ramsy went to America to teach them how to cook because they all couldnt! So don't go with them stereotypes, pshhh.

Anyway making you laugh - you'd have to see my funny face tbh, but oh well.

I like eggs.


EDIT: What is with the thumbs down? Loosen up a little people! Gosh...

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud with out making a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat
This is entertain cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.


Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I betcha can't resist laughing.

6 truths of life

1- you cannot touch all the teeth with your tongue.

2- all idiots reading the first truth try it

3- the first truth is a lie

4-you're smiling now, because your an idiot

5- you soon will forward this to another idiot

6- there's still a stupid smile on your face

THE SEVENTH BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR

Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confronted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around him and said "no, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer", "The second followed his lead and said "My names is William, W H Smith". The third said "My name is Ken.....TuckyFriedChicken



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