I need a cheer up?!
Question: im so sad my best friend and i of over 30 years have a few issues...she is going through alot and taking it out on me.....just wondering if anyone has a good joke to cheer me up
Answers: im so sad my best friend and i of over 30 years have a few issues...she is going through alot and taking it out on me.....just wondering if anyone has a good joke to cheer me up
Hell On Earth-
One evening, a young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."
hope this helps.......:::::::::::.Rohit wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side
table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless,clean. So is the rest of the
house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, "Son, what happened
last night?" His son says,
"Well, you came home around 3AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some
furniture, puked in the
hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the
door". Confused, Rohit
asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is
on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me
alone! I'm married!"
I'm sorry :( My best-friend is having issues right now too. We've been friends since HS, 20 yrs ago. OHHH MY!!! I'm OLD!
Now I need a cheer up too :(
I love this, it is too funny:
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed into his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a Brazilian"?