Good dumb blond jokes?!
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a blond walks into a store and asks the clerk for the tv he says "no i don't sell to blonds"
the next day the blond comes back in a brunette wig and asks the same clerk for the tv again he says "no i don't sell to blonds"
the next day she comes backs to the same store in a redhead wig and asks the same clerk for the tv once again he says "no i don't sell to blonds"
confused the blond asks "how do you know i'm a blond?"
the clerk replies "that's not a tv that's a microwave"
a blond, brunette, and a redhead are stuck on an deserted island. there is another island that has peolple on it and the only way to get there is by swimming. the readhead swims 1/4 the way and drowns. the brunette swims 1/2 the way and drowns. the blonde swims all the way across to the other island says "i'm tired" and swims all the way back.
Two blondes are trying to break back into their car after locking the keys inside the car. One stops to take a breath and says "hurry up! it's starting to rain and the tops open!"
a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who gets to the bottom first? the brunette, the blonde had to stop for directions
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot.
The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica".
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. And for years and years they lived there, one day they find a magic lamp. They rub and rub and sure enough out comes a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one." So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life. I wish I was home.", and POOF she is gone. The redhead makes her wish, "This place stinks, I wish I was home with my family also.", and POOF she is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie says to her, "My dear what is the matter?" The blonde replies, "I wish my friends were here."