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Question: that will make me laugh. I need a good laugh to get my day started so tell me anything funny. (It can be a joke or a true story)


Answers: that will make me laugh. I need a good laugh to get my day started so tell me anything funny. (It can be a joke or a true story)

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.


The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.


This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.







Craig Evans





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What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older?


A broom.









Shabana





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My dog's a blacksmith. Every time we open the front door he makes a bolt for it.







Beking






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Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?


So she could draw blood.



Julian




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What do you give a sick budgie?


Tweetment.



Darren Drake






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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?"


She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

What is the difference between - **** I forget the answer.
Cheer up, life can be fun - enjoy?

tell me...........
for ....... me or ......... your country..........I'm India ........India is very peaceful country , then so many people live them. then most famous place in ind , is tajmahal............ so very very beauty and lovely memorable peaceful place in India

a circumcised man walks into asda and slaps his penis on the checkout and says lets see you roll that back...... i had it this morning i found it funnyish! x hope it gives u a bit of a tickle!



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