Modern Technology?!
Question: There are three blokes playing golf, an Englishman an American and an Irishman.
About 30 mins into the game they here this ringing noise and the englishman taps his front teeth and starts talking. After his conversation the other two ask what happened and the englishman says hes got an implant in his teeth that lets him talk as if hes oin the phone, they say well thats good.
After a while they hear it again only this time the american taps his little finger and starts to talk, they ask him how and he says hes got a similar implant.
After a while the irishman walks into the woods so the others after getting bored of waiting, follow. They find him squatting in a clearing with a piece of paper up his bum and they say what are you doing and he says "waiting for a fax to come through"!
Answers: There are three blokes playing golf, an Englishman an American and an Irishman.
About 30 mins into the game they here this ringing noise and the englishman taps his front teeth and starts talking. After his conversation the other two ask what happened and the englishman says hes got an implant in his teeth that lets him talk as if hes oin the phone, they say well thats good.
After a while they hear it again only this time the american taps his little finger and starts to talk, they ask him how and he says hes got a similar implant.
After a while the irishman walks into the woods so the others after getting bored of waiting, follow. They find him squatting in a clearing with a piece of paper up his bum and they say what are you doing and he says "waiting for a fax to come through"!
You think that is bad... Here is the reality of it.
Read Gorge Orwell 1985
They had a phone small enough to fit inside your ear. What is next. Do you really want a fax.....
wow great joke thanks for sharing
Beam me up, Scotty!
nice!