The meaning of Life......Star if you find it funny?!


Question: On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed.


On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the


Answers: On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed.


On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the

You were NOT!!!!! supposed to tell people that. Now look at the trouble I'll be in once I ferry the next soul to the upper level. hehehe Good one! I'll give you a star for that.

Very cute, you get a star =)

lol I found this one a while ago but I still think it is funny!

HEHEHEHE, VERY EDUCATIONAL!!!!

Bark,Bark,Bark

good one ... :)

great!!! star for you!!!

hahah! awww i loved it! STAR

haha! thank you for this valuable information! i loved it!! have a star!!!!

Thank you for sharing Jay. You get a star and a kiss from me. Loved it! Love, honey

*LOL -I like it!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! awesome joke! the second best one i heard in my entire life (which is pretty short)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10 and star!!!!!!!

i like it

LOL that explains why my parents always complain LMAO that was great star for you!!! XD XD XD ROFL



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