A duck for what?!
Question: A farmer was wondering what to do with all the ducks they had. Today was his sons 21st birthday. He asks him to take a duck into town, see what you can get for it. So he walks off to town, with a duck under his arm. As he's walking past the local whore house, one of the ladies ask him if he wants a date ? His reply is that he has no money, just a duck. She since things are slow she's do him for the duck. After the deed was done, she got to thinking about it, since she didn't know what to do with the duck, lied. That was he best sex I've ever has, heres your duck back. The young man didn't know what to say and left. On his way the duck gets loose and gets hit by a truck. The driver felt bad gave the man $5 for his dead duck. Upon returning home, his father ask, what did you get for the duck, son? He says well dad, I got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k, and $5 for a f**ked up duck.
Answers: A farmer was wondering what to do with all the ducks they had. Today was his sons 21st birthday. He asks him to take a duck into town, see what you can get for it. So he walks off to town, with a duck under his arm. As he's walking past the local whore house, one of the ladies ask him if he wants a date ? His reply is that he has no money, just a duck. She since things are slow she's do him for the duck. After the deed was done, she got to thinking about it, since she didn't know what to do with the duck, lied. That was he best sex I've ever has, heres your duck back. The young man didn't know what to say and left. On his way the duck gets loose and gets hit by a truck. The driver felt bad gave the man $5 for his dead duck. Upon returning home, his father ask, what did you get for the duck, son? He says well dad, I got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k, and $5 for a f**ked up duck.
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I like this kind of
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Aaron.
hahaha what a squawker
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omgosh very funny i wanna hear more aswell=] ..x
hehehehehehe! All in a days work!
lol,that was funny!!who knew u could get all that with a duck?
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that is hilarious
funny the girl lied and told him she had the best sex ever hhahahahahaha
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almost as funny as the joke with the little boy and the squished frog