Little Johnny.The Butt Crack. Joke?!


Question: Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny," the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women."

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.

Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"


Answers: Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny," the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women."

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.

Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...=)) very funny...=))..Cool Sheeee!!..poor Johnny lol

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ahhah this is freshly great! lol!

LOL! Another great little Johnny joke.

hahaha that is a good one.

haha, best little johnny joke i've ever head!

no no try again

FREAKIN HILARIOUS DUDE!!!!!!

:] Never heard that one before !
It's funny .
Thank you for that .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so funny mlk just came out of my nose!

TEhehehehehehhehehehereeeeeeeeeee LOLz funny, poor teacher lolz

hahahahaha... so funny!

Hahaha! That's awesome!


A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday
surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop
rather intimidated, but the girls took charge to help him.

"What color?" they asked. He settled for white.

"How much does it cost?" he asked. "Twenty dollars."
"Very good," he thought. All that remained was
the size, but he hadn't the faintest idea.

"Now sir, are they the size a pair of melons? Coconuts?
Grape fruits? Oranges?"

"No," he said, "nothing like that."

"Come on, sir, think. There must be something your wife's
bust resembles."

He thought long and hard and then looked up and said,
"Have you ever seen a Spaniel's ears?"

LMAO!

lol yea that was a good one

lol...thats a good one



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