Nine blo*dy things i hate!!?!
Question: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is buddy, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna Kick their ***!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the movies and stare at the ******* floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya *****?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ******* does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, fuckin' dumb ***?
Answers: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is buddy, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna Kick their ***!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the movies and stare at the ******* floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya *****?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ******* does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, fuckin' dumb ***?
V funny - I like those!
I hate it when parents tell crying children - 'if you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about' or 'do you want a smack'
The child already has something to cry about - the fact that their parents are bullies! Why is it that the only times you can legally hit someone is if you are in a boxing ring or if it is your child!
Sorry - not as funny as yours but I do hate that big time
Haha
Too true.
no9 for me!
Ha class i love it ! hope my answer doesnt bother ya-)
yea herd of these b4 but they r so true! lol
you copy cat i did this like 3 days ago word for word
HAHA. I love everyone of them! STAR!!!
lol woah i am sensing anger hehe
haha, those are funny!! =)
very good no8,or was it six? l.o.l.
haha they are all funny i like them.
i like them all!!very nice no8!*
i agree with no.1 and 9 so BLOODY TRUE
hilarious!!
yeah yeah!
i read this b4. very funny
cool
or if you are doing something and that person knows what you are doing and they still have to ask "what you doing "
or if you tell someone you did something and they ask you you didn't did you
Ha! Ha! LoL!!!
very very good
That deserves a star!
very good that, especially no.1. star for that.
another one, for me, is when people say "No offence to (whoever) but...", and then proceed to be (sometimes very) offensive about that person
What about people who start a sentence with "to be honest with you" or "to tell the truth". Do they usually lie to you?
lol ok