Colonel Mustard?!
Question: Colonel Mustard was surrounded by indians and about to be killed when he found a magic lamp.
Out jumped the Genie who said "I will grant you one wish, but whatever you wish for, I will give each indian double."
Colonel Mustard thought for a second. "If I wish for a gun then each Indian will have two."
Finally he made his wish and got out alive.
What did he wish for?
Answers: Colonel Mustard was surrounded by indians and about to be killed when he found a magic lamp.
Out jumped the Genie who said "I will grant you one wish, but whatever you wish for, I will give each indian double."
Colonel Mustard thought for a second. "If I wish for a gun then each Indian will have two."
Finally he made his wish and got out alive.
What did he wish for?
that he was half dead.
A chance to be on American Idol.
he killed ms scarlett in the kitchen with the candlestick
He wished he was beaten half to death!
he wished to donate a kidney.
to be halfdead
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. And then the Indians liked him so much, they let him go.
That he was in water half way up his body.
A flight to New York. One way.
The indian got a round trip. =]