Memo from Osama Bin Laden?!
Question: Hi guys,
We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really
come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:
First of all: While it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning roster - have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the Halal toaster/griller).
Second: It's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the hell out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing he 'Wasssuuup' thing. Thanks.
Answers: Hi guys,
We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really
come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:
First of all: While it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning roster - have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the Halal toaster/griller).
Second: It's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the hell out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing he 'Wasssuuup' thing. Thanks.
go the "Ossy" humour!
Very very good, have emailed to my friends who will get a laugh out of it too i am sure, :)
clever
very clever.
obviously written by an australian due to the ossy ossy ossy oi oi oi reference
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I FUC KIN" LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was hilarious!! woot! keep it up!
We are watching you infibells, you will all pay a toll for your subversive comments. Ring, ring, no bell jokes this is a terrorist line, arrn't u all scarred, I mean scared.
ha ha ha v good,,,,lol
daftness...but funny...have a star.
Ha ha, cute!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good so 10/10.!!!
Got me smiling.!!!
Cheers.!!
very funny u deserve 10 points for this question
Ha Ha Ha very good....
hahaha very good
Excellent
cool
luv the fifth one. v. good
heheheheheh!!!!! great stuff!!!!
Haven't laughed like that in ages!