Danger: Thinking required, proceed with caution?!
Question: How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest,
but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients....
but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the cop arrests a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
What's another word for synonym?
What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
Answers: How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest,
but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients....
but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the cop arrests a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
What's another word for synonym?
What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
It's like, "why do they sterilize needles in lethal injections?"
little birdies see little people when they get knocked unconcious. . .
1.his heads too soft and if its hit he will die
2.people are stupid
3.YEAH
4.do they even have signs since theres nobody to make the actual sign?
5.must be...or the same reason they lock themselves in a cubicle with a cash register when the store is open, but leave the cubicle unlocked when its closed [it locks from the inside] [not many gas stations do, but i have seen some]
6.probobly, but while mimes arent miming, do they talk?
7.i dont know, they like that sound of their own voice?
8.interchangeableness?equivilent?
9.stars?
if there is thinking required why are you putting it on the internet hq to the american dumbass
lol those r funny.. my bf told me y is a building called a building when its already been built???? haha
Sounds a little like something "The Confused Philosopher" would say. Hahaha
I agree with the doctor's thing though. A friend pointed that out to me in grade one, was too scared to go to the doctor's after that.
[Think, mad scientist with big drills, oh my]
that was funny for what it was
I'm love these kinds of questions. They tend to be thought provoking... :)
lol those are good
Hy just ignore that other person
But I have one to add to your list
For best resulit squeeze from bottom on a tooth paste tube really go look at one
Ha your funny and so are these
some people just don't have a sense of humor
It snowing here really hard """ is Santa coming again ! he missed me last time No Snow to follow his map ,,