How do you know that you live in Minnesota?!
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I live in Wisconsin (howdy, neighbor), and all those apply here, too LOL!
I can add another...if you have ever mowed your lawn in gloves & a winter coat...
And if you know where "the bubbler" is.
ok.........................................
Eh?
Theres normaly a sign when you enter it!
MN born and raised here!! (St. Paul)
lol i live in Minnesota and its true beer is the most important food group and i love ice fishing.
wut bout new york
I DO live in Minnesota, way way up north. Those jokes are SO true.
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
you might live in Minnesota.
~Yup, we went ice fishing on Saturday.
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year
because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota.
So how many times has it made it this year?
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
you might live in Minnesota.
Yeah, we're pretty cheap.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
you might live in Minnesota.
Yup, almost all of them are closed right now.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
you might live in Minnesota.
Been there done that.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Minnesota.
Hey you've met my dad?
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota.
~Okay, so not real fashionable but it works in MN!
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Minnesota.
Come on, my town has four churches and only three bars!
If you know how to say...Wayzata...Mahtomedi...Cloquet...Ed...
Shakopee, you might live in Minnesota.
Unfortunately I do!
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Minnesota.
Hey I love ketchup!
If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend, you might live in Minnesota.
Yes it does, how scary is that?
You measure distance in hours, you might live in Minnesota.
I never noticed that we do that, but sure is true.
You know several people, who have hit deer more than once, you might live in Minnesota.
I think we have hit 5 in ten years in MN.
You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you might live in Minnesota.
Sure have.
You can drive 65 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you might live in Minnesota.
Aw piece of cake.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, you might live in Minnesota.
Plaid at funerals, MN for sure!
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked, you might live in Minnesota.
Aw we didn't even bother with security lights, thats what the jumbo flashlight is for.
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison, you might live in Minnesota.
You said it.
You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use
them, you might live in Minnesota.
My daddy taught me to use jumper cables a long time ago!
There are seven empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm,
at any given time, you might live in Minnesota.
And whats worse? I know who they all belong to!
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in Minnesota.
We do that every year.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
you might live in Minnesota.
You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of course, road construction, you might live in Minnesota.
Right now the season is 'Winter"
You can identify a southern or eastern accent, you might live in Minnesota.
I can and very well.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next to your blue
spruce, you might live in Minnesota.
No come on we don't go that far.
If "Down South" to you means Iowa, you might live in Minnesota.
Yes yes it is.
You know "a brat" is something you eat, you might live in Minnesota.
With ketchup
You find -10 degrees "a little chilly", you might live in Minnesota.
Right now its 16, just balmy!
If you actually understand these jokes, You DO live in Minnesota.
Sigh-I guess I'm a MN girl
Lol very funny