Two hillbillies walk into a bar.?!
Question: Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky
they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes
her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked
that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out
of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver'
but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Answers: Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky
they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes
her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked
that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out
of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver'
but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
HILARIOUS!
heard it before, still funny tho
lmao that is sooo funny thx for sharing
OMG!!!!!
Like the funniest joke Eveeeeer.
Here, have a star.
aww dats cute
Well ya got that right. haha
lol, gotta love hillbilly jokes
lmao