The case of the preganent women?!
Question: i cant spell preganent but heres the joke:-
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus, she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately got up and moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came to court. The judge asked the man, (about 20) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will Reduce the Swelling" and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
Answers: i cant spell preganent but heres the joke:-
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus, she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately got up and moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came to court. The judge asked the man, (about 20) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will Reduce the Swelling" and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
another star for you kid....
VERY GOOD
funny
very good, loved it
funny! *gg*
Nice one!
LOL!
:D
lol
hahahahahaha brilliant
That is perfect!!!
Dear Chris
this is the best one yet OK I Loved it OK I will be out of town until the 6th my friend OK thanks for the laughs and the brighten up of my day OK
omg, thats really funny
haha i like it
omg.. cant..stop..laughing!!!
funny hun!! loved it!!
starred!!
o wow lmao
I couldn't contain myself either! lol Have a star!