Racism..........?!
Question: Racism
A black man walk in a cafe early in the morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born, I was black,"
"When I grew up, I was black,"
"When I'm sick, I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun, I'm black,"
"When I'm cold, I'm black"
"When I die, I'll be black."
"But you sir....."
"When you're born, you're pink,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"
"When you're cold, you turn blue,"
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.....
Answers: Racism
A black man walk in a cafe early in the morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born, I was black,"
"When I grew up, I was black,"
"When I'm sick, I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun, I'm black,"
"When I'm cold, I'm black"
"When I die, I'll be black."
"But you sir....."
"When you're born, you're pink,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"
"When you're cold, you turn blue,"
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.....
I hadn't heard that one before and i think it is so clever and very poignant thank you for posting it. I have added it to my response to a nasty little bigot who made some particularly horrid comments in the education section of YA. I hope you don't mind.
LMAO should be a poster
I don't believe he would call anyone SIR.
LMAO!! That is so true!!
that's a great joke to tell someone who is being racist! i give it a rating of 6 stars out of five! :)
Yeah funny
That's awesome! I hate racism; thank you for sharing this =)
Brilliant
That's excellent! PS to whomever said he wouldn't have called him Sir. I think it's perfect because in this case it carries a slight air of disdain, superiority. He's politely educating him on the misuse of the word choice "coloured.
Loved it
LOL
Very good,,,,
nice
Hehe, I've heard this one before, but it's a good one.
Great job. ;)
skik
lol
loved it
hahahaha!!
very funny
good'n
lol
ha ha ha thats funny!!
bl**dy brilliant good on the black guy 10/10 :-)
Dude - I read that on a poster at my college about 23 years ago... so it should not really be depicted as a joke cos - it is not funny anyway & unfortunately racism exists.. but good attempt
LOL
...and as the White man walked away the black man jumped him from behind and mugged him!
Not even a smile on my face.
that was kinda lame. seriously.
black people dont even turn red in the sun though. :/
EDIT: well sorry if they do. i didnt know i was being racist.
this is still a stupid joke.
"rolling eyes"