Comparing Two Presidents, there is a punch line!!?!


Question: Comparing Two Presidents
AMAZING FACTS BETWEEN THE LINCOLN / KENNEDY PRESIDENCIES!

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their full names.
Both names comprise fifteen letters.
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.

And, the most recent fact noted ...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.


Answers: Comparing Two Presidents
AMAZING FACTS BETWEEN THE LINCOLN / KENNEDY PRESIDENCIES!

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their full names.
Both names comprise fifteen letters.
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.

And, the most recent fact noted ...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

so basically u predict no president will die until 2060?

That's hella crazy, can you put your source.

very good, very good, very good,totally different!
superb!!

Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!! Great One !!!!!have a star * !!!!!

sheer class no8,keep them coming !!

could you call this a blonde joke?? clever no8!

amazingly funny!!

Very good, have a star.

one you ommited;

lincoln's secretary kennedy advised him not to go to the theatre,
kennedy's secretary lincoln advised him not to go to dallas

nice!!

I knew some of those but thanks for the rest,,,,liked the last one ,,Monroe,,lol

brilliant! have a star

wow that is creepy... i'm alittle scared - many history DOES repeats itself

that"s wicked our kidda!!

most of this text is kind of spooky... twilight-zone-ishly spooky. except for the punchline - it's hilarious! i bet jfk had more fun in monroe than lincoln;)

have a star, girl!

WOW!

hahahahaha!!
excellent!!
star 4u

Ha ha ha.!!!
He spent a lot of time in Marilyn Monroe, lol.!!!
Interesting facts No8.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!

That is just great



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