Birthday joke - funny or not?!
Question: A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
Answers: A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
Brilliant joke. Worth a star. Very good.
Lol.... She should be more specific, and she should have said after the first ride! Duh! Still wouldn't mind doing that for my birthday though! lol Star for you!
LMAO very funny
it wasn't really that funny i read it then i got to the bottom and i expected a little bit more
yeah... i get it.. lol.. but it is kinda off.
: D nice and funny
lol...yeah, very funny!!! Thanks!!
People, don't you realize that "questions" that end in punchlines are violations to the answers comunity?
Not funny at all,the husband is a mad man how could he have done such a stupid thing to his wife,what of if the wife was pregnant what would have happened,even if it's having fun that is not the way it should be for married people,it's not funny at all.
PMSL! good one!
Nice very good thanks. I like it.
great stuff
star
hehehe, not the kind of present you want,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN,XXXXXXXX
lol...hilarious
good one
Yes,funny.