Best Chuck Norris Joke?!
Question: Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants
when chuck norris gives u the finger, he's telling u how many seconds u have left to live
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Answers: Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants
when chuck norris gives u the finger, he's telling u how many seconds u have left to live
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
chuck norris died ten years ago, the grim reaper is just too scared to tell him
teenage mutant ninja turtles is a true story. chuck norris once swallowed four baby turtles and by the time he crapped them out they were five foot tall and knew karate
when chuck norris works out, the machine gets stronger
chuck norris once had a 'Who's got more testicles' contest with lance armstrong. chuck norris won by five
chuck norris once visited the virgin islands, they are now known as the islands
surveys have shown that 94 % of the female population lost their virginity to chuck norris. the other 6% were either too ugly or really fat.
if chuck norris ever sleeps with a man, it won't be because he's gay, he's just run out of women
Did you know that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer? Too bad he's never cried!
chuck norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirt just gets an erection whenever it touches his body.
when chuck norris jumps in water, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris
chuck norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard, his foot opened a time gap and smashed into Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the pacific ocean
when chuck norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
chuck norris saw a boy peeing his name into the snow. chuck norris then preceded to pee his name into the sidewalk
Children check their closet for the boogeyman, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
This one is short and sweeet.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. lol