Wat does this joke mean?!
Question: A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger.
The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"
Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.
"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.
"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??
Answers: A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger.
The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"
Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.
"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.
"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??
First thing that comes to mind is that he is using his ding a ling to make the holes in the donuts.
i dunnno but i wanna knwo toO!!
MELISSA: LOL
it means he uses something besides the standard kitchen utensils... or his armpits...either way its a really bad joke
Perhaps he punches the holes in the donuts with his morning wood??
now come on.........you can't be that innocent, can you.
he's using his 'tummy banana' to make them.
that is so funny!
it means that when he makes doughnuts its grosser
what i first think of is that he uses the place where the sun dont shine to cut out the holes.
Well, normally people have dirty minds and um... assume that he uses his penis to make the make the holes in them.
ha HA! ;P
If he's using his armpits to flatten the burger patty....
what part of his body do you think he is using to put the hole in the donut?