Just before christmas,?!


Question: a letter arrived at the post office sorting depot simply addressed in shaky handwriting to "God".
A postal worker opened the letter & it said "I am a 83 year old widow.Yesterday someone stole my purse,it had £100 in it, all the money I had in the world has gone.I have invited two friends over for christmas dinner,but with no money I have no food.God,you are my only hope please help".
Moved by this the postal worker had a whip round amongst his colleagues & raised £96.Using an official post office envelope they sent the cash on.After christmas another letter arrived addressed "To God".Staff gathered around to listen."Dear god thank you,because of your generosity I was able to provide a lovely dinner for my friends.I told them of your gift & our vicar is also delighted.
"By the way there was £4 missing,it must of been them fuc***g thieving bast**ds from the post office"


Answers: a letter arrived at the post office sorting depot simply addressed in shaky handwriting to "God".
A postal worker opened the letter & it said "I am a 83 year old widow.Yesterday someone stole my purse,it had £100 in it, all the money I had in the world has gone.I have invited two friends over for christmas dinner,but with no money I have no food.God,you are my only hope please help".
Moved by this the postal worker had a whip round amongst his colleagues & raised £96.Using an official post office envelope they sent the cash on.After christmas another letter arrived addressed "To God".Staff gathered around to listen."Dear god thank you,because of your generosity I was able to provide a lovely dinner for my friends.I told them of your gift & our vicar is also delighted.
"By the way there was £4 missing,it must of been them fuc***g thieving bast**ds from the post office"

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nice one!!!!
it shows that we shouldn't criticize when we don't really know the person or the whole story...

Brilliant

hey,ive heard that before, it was a story in my spanish textbook except the guy was a farmer and hail ruined his crops so he asked for 100 pesos from god and the post office could only collect 60 so he called them thieves

Brilliant, a wee interesting star fur you!!

Lol ..

don't worry about it, long way to go till christmas.
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hehe very funny!

LMAO

Amazing,

Funny

that made me chuckle haha

lol....

I'm innocent bud, don't know nothing about it! I am from Barcelona, i know nothing!...Que?.......

This might be actually funny if it wasn't so stupid.

Sorry dude worst post office joke I have ever heard.

but keep trying

everyone wants to be comedian

wait how much is that in american money? and good job i loved it!

Not very funny

lmao...very good

Very good ha ha ha ,,,,



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