One for the Guys?!
Question: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
She is not a BABE or a CHICK; she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER; she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY; she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She is not DUMB; she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND; she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She is not an AIR HEAD; she is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY; she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS; she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a ****; she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She is not a TWO BIT WHORE; she is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
Answers: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
She is not a BABE or a CHICK; she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER; she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY; she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She is not DUMB; she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND; she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She is not an AIR HEAD; she is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY; she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS; she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a ****; she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She is not a TWO BIT WHORE; she is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
*snicker* That was funny.
EDIT: Why are people taking it so seriously? It's just a joke...don't take things so personally people.
funny but not a question
this was not a question it was a statement
lame.. couldnt get past the 3rd line.. look up the one why a handgun is better than a woman
apparently u have not been around a real WOMAN! grow up
the worst part of this is gonna be trying to remember them all lol
He's not a jerk he's a sexist A**hole
AHAHHA chemically inconvenienced and medically advanced :)
Hehe!! That was a good one. Good that I can't relate to any of those :D
...............she is not a WIFE; she is a LONG TERMED, HIGH YIELD, INVESTMENT.
She is not HORNY; she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED... that's the best one and I'm defiantly going to use it in the future.
I'm throwing up.
HEHEHEHE!!
I shouldnt laugh.... But that was really funny!!!!
lol...very funny.