Women don't hate me for this?!
Question: A man had just got out of hospital from a sex-change operation and (s)he was talking to the people (s)he knew before (s)he became a woman.
Did it hurt?
No, not really, only the last bit.
Was that when they cut it off?
No, that didn't hurt, it was the last bit.
Was that when they put the silicone bags in your chest?
No, it was just the last bit that hurt.
Well what was the last bit?
You know, the bit where they take half your brains out and make your mouth bigger. That was agony!
Answers: A man had just got out of hospital from a sex-change operation and (s)he was talking to the people (s)he knew before (s)he became a woman.
Did it hurt?
No, not really, only the last bit.
Was that when they cut it off?
No, that didn't hurt, it was the last bit.
Was that when they put the silicone bags in your chest?
No, it was just the last bit that hurt.
Well what was the last bit?
You know, the bit where they take half your brains out and make your mouth bigger. That was agony!
tip - don't tell this joke on a first date, it will guarantee you will be single for life
it did raise a smile though!
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Haha...
Yes, but we need bigger mouths ;-)
VERY TRUE.
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That`s ace ha ha ha ,,,,,
he he he, I like that, very funny, lol
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